Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
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