Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
