My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
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