yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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