Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
