weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he was CRYING into my vagina
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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