I wannas sexs uuuuu
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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