I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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