Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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