ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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