You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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