Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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