Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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