Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I have surprise drugs for everyone
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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