talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
