Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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