Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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