oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
love makes seman taste better
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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