She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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