Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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