loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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