There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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