Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Less talking, more tequila
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I am mentally ready for anal.
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