FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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