Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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