lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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