I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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