wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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