ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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