youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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