i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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