I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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