I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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