i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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