Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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