I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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