i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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