I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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