Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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