I don't think brook has ever known best
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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