I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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