you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
how drunk are you?
Several
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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