you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Blow job season was short but glorious.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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