: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
he thought i was a dude.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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