Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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