I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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