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If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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