There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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