Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I just want nice things and good sex
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Randomize
