Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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