I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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