fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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