I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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