So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
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