I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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