He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Randomize
